{"id":378,"date":"2009-03-04T08:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T08:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/?p=378"},"modified":"2009-03-04T08:03:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T08:03:00","slug":"top-10-things-you-dont-know-about-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things You Don&#8217;t Know About My Wife!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course you all know my wife, the delectable Mambo Sam. But I think there are few things you don&#39;t know about her:<\/p>\n<p>10. She types in her sleep, literally. I guess all those hours on the computer just go to bed with her.<\/p>\n<p>9.&#0160;&#0160; She plays a mean&#0160;&quot;Guitar Hero.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>8.&#0160;&#0160; She is not as tough-skinned as you think she is.<\/p>\n<p>7.&#0160;&#0160; She can&#39;t cast her fishing line very far but always catches the biggest fish. (Wait a minute, I think she made me say that.&#0160; I am sure I caught the biggest fish last time. No, I am mistaken, SHE caught the biggest fish.)<\/p>\n<p>6.&#0160;&#0160; She worries, thinks about, stews over clients just about every waking moment.<\/p>\n<p>5.&#0160;&#0160; She cannot be beat at Scrabble.<\/p>\n<p>4.&#0160;&#0160; She can cook eggs at least 20 different ways (all good).<\/p>\n<p>3.&#0160;&#0160; She will do almost anything to avoid hurting someone&#39;s feelings.<\/p>\n<p>2.&#0160;&#0160; She can shoot straight if she doesn&#39;t have to shoot too far.<\/p>\n<p>1.&#0160;&#0160; &#8230;.it really IS from &quot;The Chambers of the Enchantress.&quot;&#0160; (If you don&#39;t know what that means, I guess you will just have to stick around and be a Spellmaker client longer!)<\/p>\n<p>Have fun out there people!<\/p>\n<p>Parran Matt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course you all know my wife, the delectable Mambo Sam. But I think there are few things you don&#39;t know about her: 10. She types in her sleep, literally. I guess all those hours on the computer just go to bed with her. 9.&#0160;&#0160; She plays a mean&#0160;&quot;Guitar Hero.&quot; 8.&#0160;&#0160; She is not as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,195,214,196,143,213,26],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-love-spells","tag-mambo-samantha-corfield","tag-real-love-spells","tag-sheer-goddess","tag-spells","tag-spells-of-love","tag-voodoo-boutique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}