Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.<\/p>\n
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"<\/p>\n
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.<\/p>\n
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.<\/p>\n
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.<\/p>\n
Bob has been missing since Friday. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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