{"id":286,"date":"2009-02-27T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/?p=286"},"modified":"2009-02-27T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T10:00:00","slug":"just-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Just a joke."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stealing Jacey&#39;s idea and telling a joke!&#0160; An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. <\/p>\n<p>A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;What was the name of the Instructor?&quot; asked the neighbor. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Oh, ummmm, let&#39;s see,&quot; the old man pondered. &quot;You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what&#39;s that flower&#39;s name?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&quot;A rose?&quot; asked the neighbor. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Yes, that&#39;s it,&quot; replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, &quot;Hey, Rose, what&#39;s the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stealing Jacey&#39;s idea and telling a joke!&#0160; An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,195,311,196,143,26],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-love-spells","tag-mambo-samantha-corfield","tag-rip-off-report","tag-sheer-goddess","tag-spells","tag-voodoo-boutique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spellmaker.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}